How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks? A bargain
irish jokes
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What's the difference between a leprechaun and a hooker with 5 STD's? Well one of them is a cunning runt.
Never knew that Irish people are so racist... Needless to say I was shocked when my Irish mate started telling me about how much he hates the black and tans.
What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day? Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards? Lawrence of Dublin.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? Zero.
One time there was an Irishman who got so drunk He kissed his wife and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel
Where did the Irish guy get cancer? In his prostatoe.
How does an Irishman's future look like? Very blight.
So you wanna learn to speak with an Irish accent do you? Whale oil beef hooked.
Found this diet that's supposed to make you paper-thin. I'm trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records.
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman decided to have a BBQ. The Englishmen brought some meat, the Irishman brought some whiskey and the Scotsman brought some dude from Aberdeen.
Why are the Irish so rich? Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe
*smokes fat doobie* *enters hotdog eating contest* *sets Guinness World Record* *gets disqualified for using performance-enhancing drugs*
What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband? O'Pressive.
So an Irishman walks out of a bar That's it.
An Irishman walks out of a bar... hey, it could happen!
What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey? The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
An Irishman and Two British men Walk into a bar.......
Looking for a joke: irish dinner potatoe Pretty close, but need to know the exact joke about irish dinner consisting of potatos and beer
An Irishman goes for a job as a blacksmith He's asked "have you ever shoed a horse before?" "No but I have told a donkey to fuck off"
An Englishman walks into a bar There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!
What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe? Paddy Hor D'oeuvre
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? 1 less drunk