They call me the Titanic because I once went down on a bunch of Irish peasants
irish jokes
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What do you call two gay Irish partners? John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? 0
Ireland's population is out of control It keeps Dublin and Dublin
My penis was in the guinness book of world records! And then the librarian told me to take it out
What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish? McBook Eyre
Whats Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture
An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke.
You Must Be From Ireland Because everytime I see you my penis be Dublin.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar.
For some reason, I'm not in The Guinness Book of Records. Even though I was *definitely* the first person ever to touch my penis.
How does a German call an Irishman? Komm, Sean!
Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? A: One less drunk.
What do you call two gay Irish men? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.
An American, a German, an Irishman and an Englishman are on a plane. I forgot to mention an Arab is also onboard... Kaboom.
An Irishman walks past a bar...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all walk into a bar "Ouch!" "Och aye!" "Bejabbers!"
What instrument does the Irish chemist play? The boron.
An Irish guy in front of me said, "Whale-oil beef-hooked" I don't know what any of that has to do with forgetting your passport..
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
A Spaniard, an Irish man, and a Greek go into a brothel. Who pays? Germany
"Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it." ~ Not an old Irish proverb
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says, "What is this - some kind of joke?"