What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner? "(1)/8"
thanksgiving jokes
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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)? Cold turkey.
With Turkey shooting down that Russian plane.. I guess Putin will be cooking Turkey for thanksgiving..
Misery loves company, and apparently that's why my parents invite me over every Thanksgiving weekend.
New evidence suggests that Turkey is now supporting ISIS ... they were pretty pissed off at America after Thanksgiving.
Why did the turkey cross the road Her didn't want to end up near the sides. PS, happy thanksgiving
What did the rednecks do for thanksgiving? Pump kin pie. Happy Canadian Turkeyday, you sick bastards!
I have a short joke for the ladies, on Thanksgiving My penis
Pretty sure you can see me practicing my "not all Muslims are bad" Thanksgiving talking points in the bg of a student film in Wash Sq Park.
Trump writing a thanksgiving tweet I love the people of Turkey!`` Related: https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/728297587418247168
A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy.
Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays.
It's Thanksgiving! Who doesn't like Turkey? Russia.
People on Death row probably don't think it's funny when the President pardons the turkeys for Thanksgiving.
It's Thanksgiving today. Long story short it's where Americans give thanks to the English for inventing them. You're welcome.
My Thanksgiving, in math √-1 ——   8
If any Americans still feel like emigrating to Canada, can you please bring up some Thanksgiving leftovers?
Need Advice So I need some help. Younger sister is coming out of the closet finally and I need some good lesbian jokes in good enough taste to raffle off at dinner for thanksgiving. Oh please assist!
Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent.
I bet chickens have mixed emotions about Thanksgiving, because they're safe for a day, but why aren't they good enough for a holiday meal?
What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner? Turkey.
Millions of Thanksgiving turkeys recalled. It seems that someone forgot to butter their balls before they left the factory.
I'm pregaming for Thanksgiving by eating 15 ham steaks and yelling at someone's family.
why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? he was already stuffed!