ceo jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad? Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

The Clippers are gonna be bought by the former CEO of Microsoft. Apparently he's looking for something to occupy himself while Windows is installing "critical updates."

All those subreddits going private proves that Reddit's CEO isn't the person that should be in Pao-er

I just read a Facebook ad that said "Come in a designer, leave a CEO." Not sure why they're offering dating advice, but okay.

CEO: It's got wheels Inventor: It's the best we could do CEO: You had 30 yrs I: CEO: Put "may not hover" on the box and get out of my sight

employee: over 100 ppl were killed by the dinosaurs again CEO: my God [10yrs later] CEO: what if we made a dinosaur theme park again lmao

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS? They both hate the French press

EXECUTIVE: Calling our store "Bed & Bath" isn't working. How can we take our branding to the next level? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

So Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) came out as gay ....I guess that's why all of their products suck dick.

Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as gay... No wonder the iPhone 6 won't stay straight!

What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show? Lost

ME: Guess who was just promoted to be the new CEO! COWORKER: Amanda. ME: Why would you assume it's a man?

What's the difference between Reddit's CEO and Hitler? There's no "L" in Pao.

I quit my job as CEO at the pc fan factory They needed a cooler master

Can somebody explain to me the uproar over the CEO editing posts? I mean... what part of Chief Editing Officer don't these people understand?

The CEO of Comcast dies and goes to heaven...

A CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested this morning He was running a shell corporation.

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO? It was the Wong choice