So I the ceo of apple came out as gay I guess their iphones really are bent
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Reddit CEO Ellen Pao is such a .. [Deleted]
Did you hear that the Apple CEO announced he was gay? The next day the Samsung CEO also announced he was gay and waterproof.
What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000? Price is right!
Executive: What should we name the mutant with neato magnetic powers? Me: [clearly joking] How about Mag-Neato? Exec: damn that's so good
Barack Obama is planning to tighten gun purchase loopholes by executive order this week. Republicans are already planning to shoot it down.
I'm thinking of going as a pimp for Halloween. Anybody know how the CEO of Wells Fargo dresses?
A Reddit mod deleting their account during controversy and creating a new one is like... the Reddit CEO
The E.E.P.A levies charges against Franck Riboud, CEO of Evian, for tapping into protected aquifers in the Swiss Alps. I guess he's in haute water now!
He asked what my favorite position was... I said CEO
One morning, the CEO of an airline company asked his chief procurement officer: -- So, what's the deal with airline food?
What do you call a wall st. executive that sucks at his job and is obsessed with his ex girlfriend? A broke stalker!
For the next president we should just elect the CEO of a dildo company at least they're honest about how they fuck people
SCIENTIST: it's our thinnest toilet paper yet, sir. less than a picometer CEO: *rips it by breathing on it* put it in every public restroom
My Executive Director said to me "Well aren't you an eager beaver" I was like "Oh my God, Why? What have you heard???"
Apple CEO Tim Cook has come out as gay. This totally explains why the new iPhone charger holes became tighter after Steve Jobs died.
Candidate, with lisp, interviews for executive position at Citibank Interviewers: "Alan, where do you see yourself ten years from now?" Alan: "Running shitty bank."
My company is hiring someone for a Business Development, Sales and Marketing position... They're gonna call the new hire the BDSM Executive.
What did the reddit user say to the CEO of reddit Ellen Pao [This Post was Removed]
Donald Trump's Executive Plan for the next 4 years. 1. Make America Great Again 2. ? 3. Profit
[Interview] CEO: Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm? GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
Why did the Pepsi executive get fired? He tested positive for Coke.
[JanSport keynote address] (audience grumbling) "where is he?" *CEO emerges from backpack on stage* *crowd goes nuts*
[Meeting] CEO: as u can see [points to graph w laser] we- BUSINESS CAT:[comes flying across table & just crashes right into a photocopier]