firefighter jokes

So a "refugee" walks into a bar... ...So a firefighter walks into the remains of a bar...

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two children? Hose A and Hose B

Why do they call me the fireman? Cause I turn on the hoes

Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.

welcome to fireman school. raise ur hand if you thought this was firefighter school *all hands raise* wrong *lights self on fire* FIREMAN

What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B

My dream car is just Shaq dressed like a fireman carrying me everywhere like he just rescued me from a burning building

A Mexican fireman had twin boys He named them Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son?? Jose

If a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... ...can a hooker get laid off?

Why is a creative writing workshop the first step when training to become a firefighter? Prose before Hose

Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them? A. Hosea and Hoseb

I'm kind of like a fireman. I turn the hoes on.

He'd make the best firefighter. My friend is the absolute worst at snappy comebacks I guess you could say he's flame retardant.

What did they call Fireman Sam after he retired? "That fat, selfish faggot that chose the pension over saving our lives."

I run up to the firefighter as he drags another charred body out of my burning home. "Did you see a zip disk labeled POEMS in there?"

Hate to brag, but a cute fireman gave me his number today. It's only 3 digits & he said it's only for emergencies, but I know what he meant

co-pilot: "ask in a way that won't panic everyone" pilot: "ok" [via intercom] "is there a fireman on the plane?"

How do you make a fireman cry? Kill his family.

A joke my 5yrs old just told me. Why did the police and fireman come?... Cause I just call them.

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