I'm like a fireman, I turn the hoes on.
firefighter jokes
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What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children? Jose and Hose B
ME: How much for this aggressive bottle of water? FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant
*dresses like a kitty* *climbs tree* *waits for new fireman husband to come rescue me*
Motherhood is like being a fireman putting out fires but everyone is shouting out how you're doing it wrong and criticizing your sweatpants.
Spanish fireman has twin boys, he names them Jose and Hose B
I grew up thinking my dad was a fireman Then I realised he was just an arsonist
Being attractive is a requirement to become a firefighter... Because they turn the hoes on.
What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B
What's a fireman's favourite drink? Water.
What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons? Jose & Hose-B
if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?
Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job? He tried fighting fire with fire.
What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children? Jose and Hose B
A fireman's pole is a stripper's pole that takes you places.
I never made it as a firefighter. I thought arsonists were people who hated arson, so every time we met one I thanked him for his support
What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter? Flame retardant
What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song? The Sound of Sirens
What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B.
Be a firefighter they said, Rescue kittens & throw them into fire they said, Youre misinformed they said, We're calling the police they said
[outside a blazing house] Firefighter: ... Me: ... Firefighter: ... Me: ... There was a spider.
Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.
A German joke... A man is thanking a German firefighter in America for saving 100 people. The German says, "Don't Menschen it"
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !