firefighter jokes

What is a firefighter's favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U HINT: Say it outloud

Why did the Strip club manager reject a retired Fireman's job application? Becuase he'd fire hoes.

I used to be a cross dressing fireman... ...I kept getting a ladder in my tights.

Why did they bury the fireman beneath the hill? because he was DEAD

"Dave just showed up" Dave the fireman or Dave who always uses inappropriate abbreviations? *Dave barges in* HEY GUYS I'M DTF "Yeah I dunno"

No adult entertainment companies around here that offer fireman strippers, so we're starting a fire and hoping a slutty one shows up.

FIREMAN: this blaze is out of control ME: sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire F: what? No M: *already brandishing a flamethrower*

*firefighter wraps me in blanket after he rescues me* Um I just came out of a fire so I'm pretty hot actually

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B

What did the dog say to the fireman? The roof is on fire.

My Dad told me "always fight fire with fire"... And that's why he's no longer a fireman.

Thinking about calling 911 just to feel a fireman's embrace.

What do you call a person who fights fire? Firefighter.

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons? Jose and Hose B

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons? Jose and Hose-B

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B

There's probably one fireman in every house who likes to work the pole in front of the other guys "as a joke."

Him: Sir, you don't have the experience or fitness to be a fireman. Me: But, I got a mustache! Him: That's cat fur attached with frosting.

Yesterday I extinguished a colleague's cigarette at the office with a water pistol. Adds firefighter to resume

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Hose A and Hose B

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B

So I Saw A Fireman Smoking Outside The Station and I thought, 'I wonder how many cigarettes are started by fires?'

My dad's better than your dad... Three kids are in an agruement about who's dad is better. "My dad's a fireman" said Billy. "My dad's a marine!" said Johnny. "My dad's invisible." said Brian.

[interview for fireman] "So why do you think you're a good fireman?" I lit the building on fire "What?" Now watch as I try to put it out