firefighter jokes

*talking to mailman* So are you like, made of mail? *mailman laughs* "sure, kid" So that must mean.. *fireman & garbageman walk by* Holy shi

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons? Jose and Hoseb

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B

The ladder A man was trapped in a burning building and a firefighter yelled through the window, "You have two possible exit points, this ladder or the stairs." The man chose the latter. He died.

What kind of gun does a firefighter have? A water gun.

Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman's hat on it is not the button for a free fireman's hat.

What do you do if you see a fireman? You put it out, man!

Q: Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill? A: Because he was dead.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Josb

Last night, a cop pulled me over. "Out of the car!" he said. Then an Indian, fireman and construction worker appeared. We danced until dawn.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn". hi Stupid fireman...

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids? Jose and Hose-B

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn? He got fired.

TIL... Tomorrow I learned that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on Sep....

Fireman: Is anyone else inside the house? Me: Uh yes..my son is trapped in my room he- [fireman charges into blaze] ..HE LOOKS LIKE AN XBOX

What do you call a Mexican firefighter? Jose

My Father always said "You should fight fire with fire" He didn't last long as a fireman.

The first fireman to get called to rescue a cat in a tree must have had the hose wrestled from him before someone told him to get a ladder.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire? This is not a drill.

When I was about 14/15 I wanted to be a plumber, then I wanted to be a firefighter, then pizza delivery man,then I stopped watching porn.

If a fireman's job can go up in smoke, and a plumbers job can go down the drain, can a hooker get laid off?!

If my work did a 'fireman' style calendar, I'd probably get stuck with Mr... Photographer