hairdresser jokes

A man had three sons. One was a model, the second a hair stylist.. The third one was also a faggot.

Recently, a Catholic hair stylist made news traveling around slandering the pope and Catholicism, angering many members of the faith. The pope denounced him... calling him a "hair-a-tick"

Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep.

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !

My daughter, a hair stylist, has a tiny pair of scissors tattooed behind her ear with tiny red teardrops for clients she accidently stabbed.

Guess what I got asked at the hairdresser's earlier. Fucking everything.

HAIRDRESSER: *holding mirror* and the back? DRACULA: *nodding* um.. yeah.. sure.. great thanks

My dad everyone... Dad: U at home? Me: No. Dad: Where? Me: Hairdresser. Dad: Aaahhh. They putting pants an blouse on ur hair ? Get it. Hair dresser. Lol Ugh.

"How about a scarf?" - Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

It's ok to leave a client with split ends if you're a hairdresser. But not if you're a mohel!

I've got an Uncle Rube. I mean he's really my mother's sister's roommate's friend's hairdresser's step-dad, but the effect is the same.

What do you call a bad hairdresser who is also very expensive? A rip-off.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common? They both plat no more.

"I think we should-" Kiss under the moonlight? omg we finish each other's sentences! Hairdresser: was gonna say trim the sides a bit shorter

I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off. It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts.

How did the hairdresser escape? John Frieda.

I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off the top... It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts.

A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar... You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.

There's awkward, and then there's listening to a man try to have a conversation with his hairdresser.