My hairdresser doesn't cut my hair any longer.... He cuts it shorter instead.
hairdresser jokes
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I told my hairdresser to just take a little bit off the top. It makes me more relaxed when I can see her breasts
Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser? Because he missed a split-end on a curl.
What is a hairdresser's favorite herb? Salontro
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.
Guy Fieri got into a fistfight with his hairdresser. I guess he finally looked in a mirror and saw what the dude's been doing to his hair.
Girl: I want bangs Me: I want a stylist to get my hair as close to antlers as possible. Make me look like a young prince of the wooded glen
A day after the Blagojevich verdict and a radical stylist announces plans to build a hair salon two blocks from the courthouse. Disgraceful.
A Muslim woman goes to a hairdresser
What I said : Just a trim, please. What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un.
Hairdresser: How much should I trim off the back? Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !
18: I'm going to ask the stylist what color screams parental issues. Me: ...
The hairdresser's oath First, harm no 'do...
If I were a hairdresser, my business cards would say, "I'll cut you."
"Please don't do this," I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation.
I went to the hairdresser and she asked how I'd like my hair cut. In silence.
How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore? He/she barely even cuts it anymore.
I asked my hairdresser to take a little bit off. I just really want to see her tits.
I'll pay extra for the hairdresser comfortable with silence.
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
"Can you make me look like this?" *shows hairdresser a picture of fire*
What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on? The barber ran
Hair Stylist: What are we doing today? Me: Let's do something that will look great here but I'll have no chance of replicating at home