generational jokes

What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund? A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

Kids these days can't do shit without #Google. When I was a kid I didn't have Google. So, I pretty much couldn't do shit.

The trouble with kids these days... ...is that they can't even.

Harry Potter is actually an allegory about the emptiness of millennial hook up culture

Fucking kids these days is not an appropriate answer to "what have you been up too"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? pt 2 A boomer-WRONG!

Only real 90's kids remember being called a lazy fucking millennial

Kids these days be like.. Hashtag, you're it

Did you hear about the millennial pharmacist that got fired? They fired him because he didn't believe in labels.

What do you call a bird born in the 90s? A millennial falcon.

Kids these days don't give a fuck about acid They're all about that base. Credit to /u/Assorted_Jellymemes

There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

a boy died in a microwave while playing hide and seek...silly kids these days pretending to be hot pockets

It's good that we aren't hearing about priests in the news lately. It seems that kids these days are finally learning how to keep a secret.

Not saying I'm special but kids these days never have any money behind their ears.

Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents instead of celebrating the birth of Santa Claus.

Teacher: Who fought in the Civil War? Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

"Opportunity" doesn't always knock the door... Last night she walked in our room when we were in a compromising position. Kids these days!

Millennial Moses: Just, let my people go or whatev- hang on I'm getting a text.

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun? A gun only has one trigger.

After seeing some of the names on kids these days, you wonder if their parents were going all in for the Triple Word Score.

Kids these days have Wikipedia... When I was a kid, all I had was a drunk uncle.

A lot of kids these days don't even want to be sailors... ...but it's just so easy to give in to "pier" pressure.

Taking BuzzFeed's millennialness quiz. Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial.