Video game are cool because they let you experience fantasies. For example, in the Sims, you have a job and a house
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What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAAINS
A little bird told me I'm on LSD and talking to a bird.
A bird in hand may be worth two in a bush, but a nut in a bush is worth two in a hand.
what do you get when you mix a Shih Tzu and a bull B.S.
Isn't it so wierd when you're thinking about someone and then they suddenly appear? Anyway my dad just caught me browsing r/jokes
When dealing with the police it's important to always remain calm and be white.
Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?
Psychic: *rubbing temples* You want to know if your wife's trying to murder you Me: How'd you know? P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good
People who make up phrases and try to pass them off as popular sayings are just throwing meat to the monkeys in the middle of a maelstrom.
What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out? "Time to try the udder one."
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila
What's the difference between Trump and a Tree? Only one can get stumped...
What happened to the magical tractor? It turned into a field
"Bros before hoes" sounds like something a bro without a hoe would say.
Any sink has a garbage disposal if you push hard enough.
Which trigonometric fatio is obsessed with the pokemon Suicune? EuSINE
What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee? Gent Lee (Gently)
I was looking for hours for my thread on Reddit.. Turns out I was browsing with the popular filter :(
"Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you" Yeah....so is a grenade
i forgot to mention those pills i gave you might turn you into a sloth [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] "ok"
Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys.
I heard a rude joke about Grizzlies the other day... ...but it doesn't bear repeating.
Who wants to dress up as a battery and make Halloween come early this year? I'll be Halloween.