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I hate it when you gain 10 pounds for a role... And then remember that you're not an actor.
Uber driver told me he's an actor & has been nailing all of his auditions & is up for a big role I was like cool you're going the wrong way
Knock Knock Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !
What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism? A Christian bail.
Actor Orlando Bloom threw a punch at Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a night club in Spain. Orlando's hand was pretty sore today, you know, from all the high-fives he got.
Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!
Did you hear there's a new LGBT kung fu actor making films now? His stage name is Bruce Leigh
What's the difference between a politician and an actor? One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
Half Life 3 was going to be released several years ago... ...But the voice actor for Gordon Freeman was supposed to announce it, and no-one can find him.
Robocop is my favorite actor. How come he was never nominated?
How did the actress from Legally Blonde die? Witherknife
there's no way leo dicaprio cares about winning an oscar as much as we care about imagining that SOMETHING torments a rich handsome actor
Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
What does your wife have in common with a Porn actress? They both moan SO much.
What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house? Mortgage freeman.
What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common? They both strip for parts!
Did you hear about the actress who died? SO: "Did you hear about that actress who died? Reese...Reese..? Me: "Witherspoon?" SO: "No. With a knife." Me: "..." Legitimate laughter ensued.
bollywood horror movies are just bipasha basu doing a item no. with a third world actor
What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production? Role tied.
Actor who had starred in almost every movie. Also Starring
i wonder what it's like to be the pizzagate gun guy and discover that your former comrades now believe that you're a crisis actor
[mall] Me: That guy looks SO familiar! Wife: ... M: Maybe an actor? Musician? W: ... M: I'll get an autograph! W: He's our mailman, moron.
Did you hear about that Hollywood actress who got stabbed? Um what's her name? Blonde girl, Reece someone .... "Witherspoon?" No, no. It was with a knife.