actor jokes

2018 Oscars for Best actor & Supporting actor goes to Sean Penn for the movie "El Chapo: La traicion"

The porn actor's reaction after being denied a raise... I don't get it, I always worked so hard!

And the award for Best Actress goes to...*opens envelope*....my 4 year old daughter for her overly-dramatic scene in "Bath Time".

Did you hear that actress got stabbed? That Reese, uhhh, whats her name? Reese ....... "WITHERSPOON?" Nah she got stabbed with a knife.

Pretty sure the lead actress from 'Precious' has a twin sister who works at every Wendy's I've ever been to

The voice actor for The Count on Sesame Street passed away this year... I guess his number was up.

TIN MAN: I want a heart COWARDLY LION: And I want courage ZOMBIE: Braaaaains ACTOR PLAYING COWARDLY LION: W-wait. Where the hell'd Ray go?

Me: What's your dad do? Kid: My dad? He's an actor Me: Why? Couldn't you get a real dad?

Someone was told me that they were an actor. I told them I wanted coconut milk in my chai latte.

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter? Shirley you can't be Sirius.

AVN's Best Actress Award goes too... you acting pussy like a chick in a porn film.

What do you call a broke actor? Johnny Debt.

As an actor, I find some recent commercials offensive. Actors are real people too!

Stallone took home the Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor. Should sit nicely next to his Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film; Rambo.

Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.

The actress that played Anne Frank in the Anne |Frank story was so bad..... That the scene where the Nazis entered the stage and said "where is she" the audience shouted "she's in the attic".

This cracked me up at work tonight! Did you hear about the famous actress that slit her throat tonight? What's her name? Reese... Reese Witherspoon? No with a knife

Did you hear about that actress that got stabbed the other day? What was her name, Reese... > Witherspoon? No, it was with a knife.

Have you heard about the late great actor? "Wow, he's dead?" *Actor strolls in* Nope, just never on time.

I remember hearing about this actor that lost all of his money and was locked up after a huge scandal... I'm pretty sure it was Nicolas Cage.

Did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband at dinner? That blonde girl Reese.... Not Witherspoon, with her knife.

Did you hear about the blonde actress that stabbed her husband with a fork? Reese something... Reese Witherspoon? No with her fork!

[Joke Request] An actress, a lesbian, and a blonde walk into a bar... Request for a a joke with that beginning. Any help is appreciated! Please and thank you! :)

The most epic stage name for a Chinese porn actor would be Mao "The Dong"