journalist jokes

A reporter interviewed a 103-year-old woman. "And what is the best thing about being 103?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

I don't know who the pun editor of the NY Post is, but the headline PEACHES' DEATH IS STILL FUZZY deserves a citation and/or beating.

REPORTER: *asks question* POLITICIAN: that's a great question and thank you for asking it *answers a different question*

"Why are you wearing?" - existentialist reporter on the red carpet

Nobody questions me when I watch a NSFW video at work because I'm a porn movie editor

A touchy-CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked, "What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?" The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What do you call a Hillary supporter? A journalist.

(Work in progress) I want to have sex with a news reporter. I want to have sex with a news reporter. As soon as enter her, I want to scream "This Just In!"

My girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well, I've got some news for her.

A little fish uwu Once there was a little fish who wanted to be a journalist, he go "on air" and died...

A journalist is interviewing a five hundred pound man with paper thin skin who is getting a full body skin transplant. The reporter asks if he is excited. He says, "I can barely contain myself!"

This is what I told my nephew when he said he wanted to be a videogame journalist when he grew up The only thing worse than a job in video games or journalism is a job in videogame journalism

A man was molested by an Alien... ...when asked by a local reporter if he had any comment he said, "It was out of this world."

Why is it both a good idea and bad idea to hire a Logophobe as an editor? - .... . -.-- / .- .-. . / .- .-.. .-- .- -.-- ... / .--. ..- -. -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.-.-

Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

Alright, alright. You can all have jet packs! [two days later] Reporter: Another 8000 dead today due to sky rage.

Editor: You wrote a play about Victorian England using menstrual blood as ink? Me: Yes, it's a period piece.

Reporter 1: see Argentina needs to score here because if not they lose Reporter 2: so true jon. So true

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.

Reporter: What went wrong in the Challenger launch? NASA: have you ever built a space ship? Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

Reporter: Is there anything you can do to make people hate you more? Rodger Goodell: Coldplay is doing the Super Bowl halftime show.

If I was the editor of Vogue, I'd just put an actual skeleton on the cover with the headline, "Feel bad yet? You should, Fatty."

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 189,463 times, you're the editor of HuffPo.

Superman could have become a doctor, using his x-ray vision to detect life threatening tumors. But no, we really needed another journalist.