This morning I woke up to a tap on my front door. My plumber has a weird sense of humour.
plumber jokes
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Be like Mario! Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I think my girlfriend would make a good plumber She keeps bringing up old shit from weeks ago.
What do you call a pig plumber? A Ham-di man! :D
Don't be racist. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber? They all seem to get a bit weird around showers.
How Do You Make a Plumber Cry Kill his Family.
How to not be racist Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!
How can you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'
How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber? You ask them to pronounce unionize.
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Why was the plumber stressed? He had a high pressure job
If a gorilla stole my girlfriend and started throwing barrels at a construction site, the last guy I'm gonna call for help is a plumber.
Porn gives unrealistic expectations. The plumber took his usual 60 per hour, even though I sucked his cock.
Did you hear about the mechanic who dreamed of being a plumber? It was all a pipe dream.
Reports of terrible flooding in Pakistan Authorities fear it was the work of a suicide plumber
Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable? A Leek!
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? ask them to pronounce unionized
First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door... My plumber sure has a strange sense of humor...
Technology Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
The plumber came to fix the toilet & said, "Where is the water main?" so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."
Wife: Whatya doin? Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber? M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?
My German plumber just hooked my gas line to my shower. I guess old habits die hard.
The difference between a scientist and a plumber... The way you pronounce unionized.