school jokes

Study Abroad I participated in a study abroad program in college but I got kicked out for studying more than one.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges? He was caught doing lines of math!

My physics teacher tells the most horrible jokes... Q: What does iron man eat in Burger King? A:iron rings! Q: What does iron man do in his spare time? A: Iron clothes...

I recently got to college and I'm not sure why everyone's talking about Addy. Rune is so much better.

Bathroom Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: Where's the p? Boy: "Half way down my leg.

My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a woman with a penis showed up.

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor? There were too many truss problems.

Don't let people tell you that life after college is nothing but being poor and tired. It's 100% true, but it's more fun if it's a surprise.

Dirty Joke My teacher tells me there are 7 wonders of the world. I think there are only 2. *Vaginas and tits*

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

"I think I have Ebola." "JUST DO YOUR DAMN HOMEWORK!"

I once called my teacher mom I was home schooled

Why was the professor cross-eyed? Because he couldn't control his pupils!

Thank you, student loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you .

"Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"

Teenage Driver: But officer I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry but ignorance is no excuse.

If my husband asks, we took a lit course together in college

"How did you go in the exam on Nazi invasions?" "I blitzed it."

Why did the teacher cross her eyes? Because she couldn't control her pupils.

*Sees son doing homework* What u doing? "Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

9 just turned the toaster all the way up and basically made charcoal for breakfast, so I'm ordering new furniture with his college fund.

It would make more sense to put a teacher in every gun shop.

My mum said that if I don't get off reddit and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn

When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out.