What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? Sorry I'm a little horse!
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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the bar. Why the bar? To get to the toilet. Why the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.
A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back.
My Grandfather has the heart of a lion! And a ban from the cincinnati zoo
Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock Knock *Who's there?* The chicken!
What did the koala bear say to the barber? You ca-lip this?
Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!
If an illegal immigrant got into a fight with a pedophile Would it be called Alien vs Predator? Edit:I honestly was unaware that this joke had been done before. Not a big robot chicken fan. My bad
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom!
Why did the redneck cross the road His dick was stuck in the chicken
What do you call a nursing bear? A titty bear.
A duck walks into a pharmacy and buys some chapstick. He says to the cashier "put it on my bill".
There was an explosion at my favorite restaurant last night. News reports say that someone ordered the "chicken a la Hu-akbar."
Why did the chicken cross the road today? To get away from all the assholes making Prince jokes.
What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside? Ninja chicken.
So many girls look so cute and pretty when they cry then there's me where i look like a dying horse
What's the difference between Turkey and Duck? Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.
What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? A chicken
The first person to milk a cow probably saw a baby cow nursing and was like oh yeah people do that too and I have no food I don't wanna die
It just occurred to me that we have to make all the jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker while she's still alive.. Because after she dies it'll be like beating a dead horse...
When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say? "Hold on, let me get my bear rings."
"wow these chicken wings are SPICY" i say aloud to no one, the world ended years ago. i'm not even eating wings. even the sun has gone
Why couldn't the teddy bear smell? Because his nose was stuffed
Why did the climate scientist cross the road? To analyze the chicken s carbon footprint.