Don't study me,,,,you wont graduate!!
graduation jokes
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Think I nailed my job interview today because I wore a graduation cap to make it look like I graduated high school
Yeah, I'm majoring in math. Then when I graduate I'll get a job down at the math factory. Maybe even work my way up to CEO of math one day.
One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
What do math majors get when they graduate? A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.
The only people who received awards for African American Achievement at my brother's 5th grade graduation were black. Fucking racism.
Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from? The School of Hard Knocks.
What diploma do criminals get? The third degree.
Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school? Because he was always below a C
I am Harvard Law graduate and interim CEO of reddit Ellen Pao. AMA
Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
Customer care: Your call is important to us, please hold on. Customer: *completes graduation* *gets a job* *gets married* *gets old* *dies*
Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero? Thesus
As a mom of 18 & 20 year olds: save while your kids are young, then at graduation, buy yourself a new car & send them to community college.
Texan: So where you from? Harvard graduate: The kind of place where we don't end our sentences with prepositions. Texan: Where you from jackass?
Took a screenshot with my iPhone with the intention of texting a picture of my cracked screen.So the answer is no I didn't graduate college.
What's the difference between a kid and a cat? Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.
On the Hot Wheels isle helping a friend pick out a sweet Corvette that she promised her 18yo for graduation. Life's all about the wording.
What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb? Not get a job.
Upon graduation from the University of Phoenix, do they just send you a screencap of your degree?
How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder.
According to my cousin's diploma, he graduated from an "Institute of Fine Farts" because I just made an adjustment to it with a sharpie.